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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

rooster-tumble:

It’s two in the morning

Mom: Come on, it’s time to get to sleep.
Me: Alright, just one more video.

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vulcanbrows:

captainaveryexcelsior:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

YUP

did u mean my grandpa

pajamawolfie:

xuunies:

I SAID I WOULD DO IT

I think this is my favorite piece of RWBY fanart I’ve seen thus far.

pajamawolfie:

xuunies:

I SAID I WOULD DO IT

I think this is my favorite piece of RWBY fanart I’ve seen thus far.

jigglymoonboobies:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

21th

jigglymoonboobies:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

21th

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT
tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]

tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]

rtconfession:

queerblake submitted.

rtconfession:

 submitted.

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

cakelesscrystal:

I….I have no idea what Michael is doing..[x]

cakelesscrystal:

I….I have no idea what Michael is doing..[x]